I bought a box of King Vitaman this week 'cause I thought they looked like Honey Stars, a cereal I used to get in Singapore. Mike claimed that it's tasteless, but then I found out he's never actually tried them. As we discussed them and studied the box, we discovered a list on the side panel entitled "King Vitaman's Court of Riddles." We both found them absolutely hilarious so I just had to share them.
1. What time is it when the king's feet hurt?
-Time to change shoes
2. Which of King Vitaman's knights weighs 300 pounds?
-Sir Lunchalot
3. (This was our favorite) What runs around the King's castle?
-Mice
4. What's the King's favorite cereal?
-King Vitaman
5. How much cereal does the kingdom eat each day?
-A Moat Load
6. What's the king's favorite sporting event?
-Dragon racing
We laughed for about ten minutes over number 3. Of course, Mike had been awake for almost 24 hours straight. I have no excuse. Perhaps you'll enjoy them as much as we did.
